Do you have friends who just love to eat? Me too! That is where buffet cabinets come in. Buffet cabinets are perfect for placing food on top of them and just walking away, leaving your friends to fight over the food like a bunch of horses at a trough. Buffet cabinets are also good for entertaining animals, they just love to eat off buffet cabinets. I threw a party for my dog and the buffet cabinet was a complete hit! The dogs refused to leave and I had to make a hotdog trail leading out the back door but a few of them caught wind and made a face! I then realized the powers of attraction between these dogs and the buffet cabinet was too great, even for a hotdog.
I then decided the best way to get rid of the dogs was to bring a cat into the picture. I went outside and got my neighbor’s cat and brought him back to the buffet cabinet, and wouldn’t you know it the cat jumped up on the buffet cabinet and joined in the feast with them. I figured they would leave my buffet cabinet alone after the food was gone, but that too was a no go. They all cuddled around it and slept there for days. I knew drastic times called for drastic measure so went to my local hunting shop and bought some animal tranquilizers and shot all the animals in my house. Once they were knocked out I carried them one by one outside hoping that the buffet cabinet would be nothing but a distant memory to them. That was a total bust.
To this day I have to lock all my doors and windows because those dogs and the one cat stalk my house looking for the chance opportunity they can get to sneak back into my house and bundle up with my buffet cabinet. Of course you might be thinking, why not just get rid of the buffet cabinet and go with a kitchen hutch or something, but then again you’ve never seen the buffet cabinet because if you did you wouldn’t ask such a dumb question. Buffet cabinets for life!
